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Autodesk Purchases Evil From Satan

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hah hah. Very nice :D

Actually, damn good.

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There's a version called Red horn linux and Abuntu is a a demon from the third layer of hell. :lol:

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If they would do it the proper evil way, they would sell it compiled as Intercal. Both evil and slow as hell, but both correct and nothing that will stop them from slowly taking over all seats with one purchase at a time.

*Eagerly awaits "Evil 2008 - Unlimited"*

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I heard their first stipulation, since the evil merger, was to determine what CG imagery should look like, whom should make it, exactly what evil tools should be used in its construction, and the exact evil procedures to which evil-doers must comply. Also included in the memo was exactly how those "creative types" straying outside of Autodesk's "Evil-Scape Network" should be punished.

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As far as I know 'evil' is being used exclusively in the new rambo and indiana jones films out next year...

...and by evil I mean ACTUAL evil and not some psudonym for a 3d product :D

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LOMAX: Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven. Is that it?

MILTON: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted, and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him inspite of all his imperfections...I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine? All of it, Kevin. All of it. Mine. I'm peaking, Kevin. It's my time now.

LOMAX: Why Autodesk? Cut the sh*t, Dad. Why graphics? Why Autodesk?

MILTON: Because Graphics, my boy, puts us into everything. It's the ultimate backstage pass, it's the new priesthood, baby.

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