Oh my!!!!! Well look at you, you smart son of a ....
I knew it would require the MoSpline, I Just knew it. Wow this is perfect dude, really appreciate this. Could you explain what you did? I'm not very aware of this 'Target' object you used, and how would you apply this to other shape types?
EDIT: I managed to figure this out, it was a Target Effector in the MoGraph menu. It explains why I've never seen it before, because I've literally never used it before. Very very cool.
Thanks again for your awesome example so far.